Get your heart right

"Get your heart right"...hold on a moment while I choke back down that small amount of vomit that almost shot out.

ok. I am alright now, just needed a moment to catch my breath again.

There is by far, no other thing a customer can say to me that makes my blood boil or makes the hair on my neck stand up like those four words which normally come with the most stereotypical appalachian accent..."Getcha hawrt rite" and then a grin that came straight from a scene in deliverance (did anyone else here banjo music right then?).

there are several other well worn out phrases that either come up on their own or get tag teamed with g.y.h.r., they include but are not limited to "sharpen your/ya pencil", "putcha tradin britches on" and "i ain't never (there wording) been able to trade here".


this almost always happens when two men are together and the one (the buyer) is trying to show his buddy (dad/son/brother/cousin/co-worker or whoever the heck he is) "how its done"...well, yeehaw cowboy you just bucked yourself off the "deal gettin" bull....and the only thing you showed everyone is the reason why you have never traded here...you.

lets end it with that and get ready for the SATURDAY MORNING MEETING !!!